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'This less-weight app is great! It suggested I lie my mobile down on the scale instead of stepping on it myself and look - less-weight!'

'I have a plan 'B' but that's also dependent on a working projector bulb.'

"We need to update your entire operating system."

"I have to rest. The 'check engine' light on my activity tracker just came on."

"We don't talk anymore."

'Is this still America?'

Baby being fed using a lego construction.

Technological Dependence.

'NO, it DOESN'T come on DISC!'

Foxhole - digging robot

"Here's the remote to your smart home. It's big, but the good news is you'll never lose it."

"They're a very hi-tech family. Apparently, even their baby was cordless."

Friendly bacteria

"When I said I wanted socks, I obviously meant I wanted a multi-room sound system with voice activated management."

"He's a quick learner."

Spell-Check Bee

'Just where did you get this satellite tracking system, anyway?'

"Just think of this prescription as an app for your body...with side effects."

Receiving the early-morning T-mail.

I think we may have genetically overmodified the tomatoes.

"We give thanks for superfast broadband, 4G connectivity ..."

Virtual Reality Shop. I think our business here will expand as actual reality becomes more and more unbelievable.

"I need this! A laptop with a cup holder!"

Cybernetics Research Lab.

"I guess exercise will make me feel more energetic, but I feel like I'm wasting all my energy exercising!"

The brief collaboration between Alfred Nobel and Thomas Edison.

"I've left the children to their own devices."

"Yeah, my mum made me come outside to play as well."

Hold on - it may take a few minutes for his new pacemaker to sync with his Fitbit.

Medical Bling: "Help!" on a rope, Important info, O2 4U, Snazzy 3-prong

Modern Baby Mobiles

You might want to cut back on the probiotics.

Headphone swing

'Do you ever communicate as a family by just speaking?'

'Our new multi-syringe will take care of all your allergies in one fell swoop.'