Health Gadget Geeks T-Shirts

'This less-weight app is great! It suggested I lie my mobile down on the scale instead of stepping on it myself and look - less-weight!'

'I have a plan 'B' but that's also dependent on a working projector bulb.'

"We need to update your entire operating system."

'Is this still America?'

"I have to rest. The 'check engine' light on my activity tracker just came on."

"We don't talk anymore."

Baby being fed using a lego construction.

'NO, it DOESN'T come on DISC!'

Technological Dependence.

Foxhole - digging robot

"Here's the remote to your smart home. It's big, but the good news is you'll never lose it."

Friendly bacteria

"They're a very hi-tech family. Apparently, even their baby was cordless."

"When I said I wanted socks, I obviously meant I wanted a multi-room sound system with voice activated management."

"I guess exercise will make me feel more energetic, but I feel like I'm wasting all my energy exercising!"

"I need this! A laptop with a cup holder!"

Receiving the early-morning T-mail.

Spell-Check Bee

"He's a quick learner."

Cybernetics Research Lab.

"Just think of this prescription as an app for your body...with side effects."

'Just where did you get this satellite tracking system, anyway?'

"We give thanks for superfast broadband, 4G connectivity ..."

"I've left the children to their own devices."

Medical Bling: "Help!" on a rope, Important info, O2 4U, Snazzy 3-prong

Headphone swing

"Yeah, my mum made me come outside to play as well."

'Do you ever communicate as a family by just speaking?'

"The patient handed me this 'wearable technology' and said 'all the answers are on there'."