Health Food Ninja Prints

"Good boy Alex! You've eaten all your vegetables again."

"Good For You / Bad For You"

"Where do we put Desserts?"

"Can you come back? We're still counting carbs."

"When you've lost fifteen pounds...that's when the refrigerator gets returned!"

"His mother had a great influence on him. She always made him eat his fruits and vegetables."

Even good cholesterol can develop an unhealthy sports addiction...

Queen of Quinoa

All Natural Nothing

"That's it young man. . . No more energy drinks for you!"

'Notice how with truth in packaging requirements all the labels begin with ‘OMG!''

'Good news. Your cholesterol has stayed the same, but the research findings have changed.'

The candy house, if the tale of Hansel and Gretel would happen today.

"Vegetables, vegetables, vegetables, welcome to my dystopian world!"

Happy Surrogate Thanksgiving

Spontaneous Kombucha

"Well, son. . . here your dad makes the famous 'fresh from nature' food!"

Healthy living has added years to Melvin's life.

Making healthy substitutions at mealtime

Mrs. Robot attempts to improve her family's diet.

"Only 35% CACAO? I'll have to eat TWICE as much then!"

'If you order...You can digest it in...'

"Sorry kids, wrong house. This one is made of vegetables."

Dieting Motivation.

'Diet considerations.'

"What do you have that won't kill me?"

"Here's to wellness—women's wellness!"

'Do you think I need to eat less. Do you have a book you could recommend to tell me how?'

'All tests point to the same conclusion: it is indeed a big banana.'

"Give me your metabolism! Now!"

Health Nut with a 60-Pack

"My mom is a vegetarian, so she doesn't bring home the bacon. She brings home kale and quinoa."

'When you invented vegetables, Sir, did you know that my mother would be able to fit them all into one garden?'

For every Covid-19 death there are 2.5 deaths resulting from dietary risks.

"Here we go again, every 30,000 years or so this Paleo diet becomes a fad."