Health Fad Follower Prints

'I think your overdoing the pineapple juicing!'

'Miss Raleigh. I'm studying megatrends. Bring me some megavitamins.'

"As far as I can tell, meditation is just worrying minus the content."

"This treatment cleanses your system of all its excess money."

"Where do we put Desserts?"

"I used to be a vegetarian. Then I became a vegan. Then a fruitarian. Now I only eat manna that falls from Heaven."

Spontaneous Kombucha

'OK, the worn out carpeting proves I snack too much. Only one thing to do. Tomorrow I get prices on hardwood floors.'

"It's been 10 years Martha, why are we still eating quinoa?"

"You'll find that as a restaurateur I've worked hard to showcase the finest in organic and free range ingredients that have been harvested and prepared in authentic and traditional ways."

"I'm not sure cuteness counts as a core competency? but hey if it gets hits, you're on."

"I assume you're on the paleo diet."

'School of nutrition - as of today: Butter, good...'

'Bad news! More people are switching from red meat to fish!'

"Here's to us, kid—and the healing powers of raw juices."

"It's natural, vegan organic, no additives, preservatives or cooking."

"Enlightenment can only come when you realize there is more to life than gluten free hot sauce."

'According to Dr Alvin McDowell, everything that was good for you is now bad for you!'

"CBD… oil… CBD… oil…"

"We couldn't find a raw-vegan, gluten-free, sugar-free, non-G.M.O. cake for your birthday, so we got you nothing."

'Those are to increase my mental energy. . . Those are a mild sedative to calm my nerves.'

"We've gone glutton-free."

"Fall is coming, Snickers. We must pumpkin spice everything."

"And the best part of grinding their bones to make your bread - totally gluten free!"

"We've gone 'Glutton-Free'."

Loom Bands Craze: 'It's supposed to be a bracelet, Mum.'

Popeye Switches to Kale.

'Now you tell me you've gone vegan?'

There's a sky full of bloated women counting on you to produce a pro-biotic yoghurt like you've never produced before!

"I'm putting you on the 'Zombie Diet'. It's a no-brainer."

'Can you believe this? Now some food faddists want 'nectar-free' honey.'

"It might taste a little different. It's gluten-free slop."

"One skinny latte, and is that with almond milk, coconut milk, soya milk..."

"I'm leaning towards the health benefits of becoming a vegetarian."

"They harvest our noses then liquify them and drink the juice. They believe it gives them special powers called 'antioxidants'."