Health Defender Mugs

"Our war is against cancer."

Medicine.

"Here comes the super-visor."

War inthe time of Corona

"Let me assure you that my congressional delegation and I are devoting our full attention to the harmful effects of e-cigarettes. . ."

"I think I've reached that age when I don't remember if I've forgotten something."

"Hey, it's not all fire and brimstone anymore—one of our nine circles is even smoke-free."

"We won!"

'In a nutshell, foods are drugged and drugs are eaten like food.'

"Unfortunately, there's no cure—there's not even a race for a cure."

"Well, all the symptoms of just another typical case of burnout, I'm afraid."

Now Simon would have nightmares about his mother's failing eyesight.

Exercising

"For most people, the sense of panic will be mild."

"Yes, also it keeps you fit."

Coronavirus Sisyphys

'Let me get this straight- you went to a GUY-ne-cologist, to discuss MEN-o-pause?'

Prostate: 51st State

Covid and the Vaccines

Covid Shield

'You've still got the right stuff, only now it's in the wrong places.'

Vaccine

"It's interpret-your-own-test-results day today."

'According to these latest tests, anything can cause anything.'

'Bigley, you're over-training!'

30 Days Has Movember

Sputnik V

"Geoffrey's a bit worried about lyme disease."

Say balls to testicular cancer, remember to check your crown jewels regularly.

'Because Thanksgiving is about a bountiful harvest. That's why we have to eat all these vegetables.'

Statue of Liberty and Hand Sanitizer

Germany: willingness for anti-corona vaccination decreases!

'Let me at it! Let me see!!'

'I trust this is a non-smoking uterus!'

Uncle Sam: I want you..to live and pay taxes...stop smoking!