Health Debunker Mugs

"And folds. . . this amazing product is endorsed by President Trump hisself. . ."

Recipes from The Lying Gourmet

"Do you think the flat earth society has members round the globe?"

"Nice try, Jim, but there's no such thing as a 'Beer cleanse'."

Well, there you go. I guess it isn't "Feed a cold, starve a fever."

Rumours Online

"I wouldn't take the name 'dog strangling vine' literally."

"Well the good news is that everything was supposed to be bad for you is actually good, but the bad news is that everything that you thought was good for you is actually bad."

Superstition City

'My first drink since my accident.'

"Recent studies now show that people who use the aphorism ‘whatever doesn’t kill you makes you stronger’ have compromised immune systems."

'Ever since I had a disease named after me, people seem to keep their distance.'

'It appears that 'reduced fat' means high fat, 'lo-fat' means plenty of fat, and 'fat-free' means some fat.'

"These grapes are a bit funny."

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"Your compulsive talk about crazy diets, get rich schemes, and mail order drugs -- your pacemaker's been hacked and you're spamming."

"I don’t care what you read on social media, I cannot prescribe chocolate mini eggs to help with your weight loss!"

Anti-Vaxxers

"Fortunately treatment will be relatively inexpensive since you have the generic form of the disease!"

"Your internet researched analysis of your condition and treatment is impressive,and it would be 100% on target...if you were a goat!"

A woman stops at a building directory sign for Centers for Diseases.

"But you really can't trust the media."

Covid Juggling

"Stop reading this stupid paper."

'You can't get swine flu from your piggy bank!'

"My mom said I can't come here anymore." "What? Why not, Billy?" "She said she sends me here to get hot chocolate, not to get bad relationship advice." "What 'bad' advice? All my advice is solid gold." "You told me to call the IRS with an anonymous tip about Andrea Wheaton's father avoiding taxes, so next time he tells her I'm a bad influence he'll look like a hypocrite." "That didn't work?"

"It says here that you believed everything you saw in the press, I'll have someone escort you to the crazy section."

Obese guy looking a shelf labelled 'Free Fat Food'.

"Where on earth did you read that alcohol is good for you?"

'...You've got no game.'

Entrance Exam for the Mildred School of Medicine

"In health news, everything you thought was good for you is now bad for you."

"Fasting means you stop eating. It doesn't mean to eat your food faster."

'Like most diets you can eat as much as you like of food you can't stand!'