Health Debate Enthusiast Mugs

"I never received vaccinations as a child, but I am password protected."

"Fish? Chicken? Beef? Then, chocolate it is!"

"Christ, Jared, put on a goddamned mask!"

"It's a safer alternative to vaping called 'smoking'."

Advertisements for 'Brother Marsh- faith healer and Deacon 'Speed' Alton- emergency room'.

"On the one hand every death from coronavirus is a tragedy, but on the other hand. . ."

"Say Fleece, what in the heck are you and Barry doing in that long line of sheeple?"

"She's fine. She just needs some tofu."

"Good cholesterol, bad cholesterol. Good cholesterol, bad cholesterol. Finally, I cracked."

"What do you mean 'sitting is the new smoking'? I thought fat was the new smoking?"

This is not the time to be restructuring the NHS in the middle of a pandemic Mr. Hancock!

"Welcome to Mars. We assume you're all up to date on your vaccinations?"

An Arm and a Leg.

Profits for Big Pharma

Antibiotics versus probiotics: A battle of wills.

'How can I help you? We offer - choice, diversity or competition.'

Joe Lieberman rehearses the Filibuster dance.

"What do you have that justifies its calories?"

Doctor's profits match a patient's scar.

"I hope that you're not refusing free dental care for ideological reasons."

Vaping cigarette

"She's fine. She just needs some tofu."

Studies show some foods work miracles/study says studies are a crock.

'The good news is we can still get abortions.'

"The budget wouldn't stretch to a gastric band."

Quack Medicine

'You'll never convince me that phone masts aren't a health risk.'

"I'm the 'Before' in diet ads."

Anti-Vaxxers aren't stupid. They just need to be convinced!

"I'd offer you a tissue, but I'm afraid your insurance won't cover it."

'-OK, if you elect not to have the surgery, the insurance company offers six days and seven nights in Barbados.'

"I'm a big devotee of fasting."

"I'm an anti-masker."

She's Not Heavy, She's a Heroine

'You have a 'can't do anything right disease'.'