Health Crisis Pillows

"At the end of the tunnel, my parents were waiting to greet me. Mom looked nice, but as usual, Dad was walking around in his underwear. I nearly died."

"Hey, it's the high risk people!"

'We're all out of flu vaccine - how about something for anxiety...?'

Critical Illness

"One minute I was Chairman and Chief Executive of Mammon Industries, the next I'm the gallbladder in room 405."

COVID FAQs.

I wonder if he'll live, she thought. It was OK to wonder. Wondering isn't the same as caring.

Intensive waiting.

"Sure you lost your job and your wife and healthwise you're a wreck. But think of the, ummm, the ... okay, maybe I'll just shut up."

Deaths from Coronavirus

'Haven't seen you in church lately John?'

The End Is Nigh. . . Told You

Trump rally

"Aways the victim."

Death in the red zone

"I'm trying to find the vaccine, but it's so hard to create right now."

"It's almost flu season! Stay indoors! Touch no one!"

Getting Old Sucks: "Incontinence hotline. Can you hold please?"

"Triple espresso." "Forget it, Uncle Mort. Your doctors said no caffeine." "I am not your Uncle Mort. I am someone else altogether." "Oh yeah? Who are you?" "I am... Drinkum... Coffeeman... Worthington-Smythe... of the Florida Coffeeman-Worthington-Smythes." "You may have heard of us... We're a family of... um... troubadours. I, myself, wrote several ballads for the likes of Sinatra, Pat Boone, and Jimi Hendrix." "So if I were to Google that right now, Google would confirm that?" "Google

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"...H...5....N...1...?? You got me....but I'm sure it spells trouble."

Public Enemy #1: Coronavirus Panic

NCAA Bubble

Under Cover of Darkness

U.S. Sends Troops to Invade Ebola

"Will he ever be able to produce revenue again?"

"It was the only apron I could find."

"You have third-degree burns over most of your body. At least your chin looks OK ??" aside from that big hairy mole."

Coronavirus Reinfection

The most dangerous variant yet, a PPE supplier!

Neil Diamond retires from touring after being diagnosed with Parkinson's.

"You lot aren't fooling anyone, y'know." King Charles cancer treatment

"THe vice president here is now in charge of the efforts to control the coronavirus. . "

Chemotherapy.

"Mr Miller has bowel trouble."