Health-conscious Shoppers Prints

'...Sodium phosphate, di-glycerides, BHT. Warning: The Surgeon General has determined that eating is dangerous to your health.'

Nature versus commerce.

But is it organic?

How can he sleep so comfortably knowing that pillow will someday be clogging a land fill...

All Natural Nothing

"They've got me doing cosmetics research."

Price may vary with weather.

"I love finding my food at the Farmers Market. Makes me feel like a true pioneer."

Diets: Sweets and Biscuits.

I'd like a mocha almond vanilla latte...hold the coffee.

Supermarket Aisles: 'Good for the Environment' and 'Couldn't give a flying F@$#! about the environment!'

"I just found a lacto-vegan restaurant and Janet from accounts says she's FRUITAIAN!"

Man in radiation suit with 'Fresh Farm Produce'.

'Most, yes, but they're not all carcinogenic!'

Aiiiii! Fat! Cholesterol! Food!

"Your chocolate biscuits and cakes are getting smaller - and where's your sweets aisle?"

'Yes, the wood on this pencil is from a renewable source.'

'It's getting harder every day to make a living at this.'

It all began with free-range chicken. Then it was organic vegetables. Next the farmers decided they should all take a year off to go find themselves.

"Sunday dinner just isn't the same without growth promoters"

"Oh get over it. It's crocodile. We're alligators."

GMOs

"Okay, who hasn’t eaten a McDonald’s burger in the past two days?"

One Dollar, One Vote

"There. Straight from the organic veggie patch. The world's most expensive carrot."

"It's the closest I get to being a hunter-gatherer."

Healthy Chocolate Co.

'I'll have the food scare of the day.'

We get so much produce from our farm share, I can't decide what to cook. Use everything! How about a stew with squash, peppers and corn in a zesty tomato base? Would your kids even put it on their plates? Of course! As long as it didn't touch the mac 'n' cheese.

In the interest of the environment, no plastic bags issued with purchases.

Apple Tree Dispenser

'If the 750ml and th 375ml of the '82 Beaumont are too pricey, how about their Merlot-scented auto air freshener? -- Only 99 cents.'

'If only you would let me cover this Tofu-vegetables stuff with ketchup, it would at least LOOK like real food...'

"Is this house gluten-free?"

"This would be perfect! If it were a different style, in a different color, from a different store."