Health-conscious Shopper Mugs

Man in radiation suit with 'Fresh Farm Produce'.

"I read all package labels for my health. Now my eyes are shot!"

Diets: Sweets and Biscuits.

'Granted, they're a different look from traditional running shoes, but they're much better for your knees.'

Supermarket: Food Added to Preserve Chemicals.

"Hmmm, I'd better upgrade my health insurance before I get these..."

"If you purchase these items, I will use this special spray to neutralize the pesticides coating them."

Mother buying lots of food marked 'RED' under the traffic light food labelling system.

All-natural organic - no preservatives or pesticides.

Spring Water - Cholesterol Free.

Why do supermarkets make sick people walk to the back of the store to get their prescriptions, while the healthy ones can buy their cigarettes at the front?

All Natural Nothing

"Your chocolate biscuits and cakes are getting smaller - and where's your sweets aisle?"

Nature versus commerce.

But is it organic?

How can he sleep so comfortably knowing that pillow will someday be clogging a land fill...

"They've got me doing cosmetics research."

Price may vary with weather.

"I love finding my food at the Farmers Market. Makes me feel like a true pioneer."

I'd like a mocha almond vanilla latte...hold the coffee.

"I just found a lacto-vegan restaurant and Janet from accounts says she's FRUITAIAN!"

Supermarket Aisles: 'Good for the Environment' and 'Couldn't give a flying F@$#! about the environment!'

'Most, yes, but they're not all carcinogenic!'

'Yes, the wood on this pencil is from a renewable source.'

Aiiiii! Fat! Cholesterol! Food!

"No one can afford to eat us anymore."

'It's getting harder every day to make a living at this.'

It all began with free-range chicken. Then it was organic vegetables. Next the farmers decided they should all take a year off to go find themselves.

"Sunday dinner just isn't the same without growth promoters"

"Oh get over it. It's crocodile. We're alligators."

"It's the closest I get to being a hunter-gatherer."

One Dollar, One Vote

"There. Straight from the organic veggie patch. The world's most expensive carrot."

GMOs

"Okay, who hasn’t eaten a McDonald’s burger in the past two days?"