Health-conscious Innovator Mugs

'More versatile than you think - the building is made of tofu.'

Raw food, after you leave for work.

March Against Big Tech: "Oh, wow, this has bee great for my step count!"

"Vitamin B6, Vitamin B12, Calcium, Kelp, Brewer's Yeast, Aspirin?"

"I think globally, but I tend to pollute locally."

"That's actually my phone. When I answer my calls I get a little bit of a workout."

'We don't have a cure for your ailment but there is an appropriate app available.'

"Slow down. I need another drink. Can we rest for a minute?"

"We were looking for a non-hackable, energy efficient data center. Thanks for the file cabinet."

"1972: Kim and Doug invited us to their key party... Sounds groovy! 2017: We just got an evite from Kim and Doug to join them on an ayahuasca retreat in Peru... Tommy starts hockey and my father is about to die—no way."

Too Skinny, Too Fat

'Brain surgery? I have an app for that!'

'I'm beginning to think outside the box again - get my GP quickly!'

"We probably need to rethink our revenue strategy for the practice."

'You are talking about health? Ha! My cig does not have calories, fat, cholesterol, carbohydrates and sugar!'

"It's called a treadmill workstation, not a stationary rat race."

"I'm starting up a concierge medicine practice. You in?"

Knowing that a typical carrot cake is loaded with fat and calories, Doris whipped up her on, much healthier recipe from scratch.

DNA doctor

"If you keep perfectly still, I can do all five cavities at once."

'It's getting harder every day to make a living at this.'

'That was quick!'

'With such a tight budget we never thought it would be possible to build our dream home.'

"...and lay off the energy drinks..."

"We've gone 'Glutton-Free'."

What's really in junk food...

"Instead of burying it, invest in pharmaceuticals."

'My prescription: digital textbooks.'

"We've been so consolidated the last few years our logo is a mishmash of a bit of everything."

"Dogs can detect cancer, and mice can detect tuberculosis."

'Isn't it neat? The doctors rigged it up so Don can still play golf!'

"I'm referring you to a doctor with different software."

Low Carb Dieter Birthdays - diving for meat from the pinata.

"We're coming up with new ways of monitoring health every week..."

M.D. Robotics. Oil. Stop downloading so many cookies.