Health-conscious Adventurers Prints

Jungle World

"I envy you, but my dietary requirements make it difficult for me to travel..."

Sisyphus Sawyer

Scales

Women holding onto birds so that her weight seems lower

Lactose intolerance.

Couple in a yacht setting up a washing line on wind turbines.

Naturists feelings of joy evaporate when a slug climbs up his arse

"Well the good news is that everything was supposed to be bad for you is actually good, but the bad news is that everything that you thought was good for you is actually bad."

"We can address the underlying problems ... or ... you can keep your head in the sand."

"Is it working?"

The label on the bottle did say 'natural and organic ingredients', but THIS could not be right.

Man on Island.

A large lady is exploring the jungle as two cougars watch on - 'Remember what the doctor said Ralph... regular exercise and no fatty foods!'

'I like your spirit - nine out of ten people would admit roller-disco wasn't for them!'

"Arrr! This X marks the buried treature and this X marks a safe social distance!"

"Every time I go near the refrigerator, my fitness app somehow locks it. I think they're both conspiring against me."

Would it hurt to blow my top once a week?

'When you put on a new nicotene patch you're supposed to take the old ones off!'

At Travel Agent - "We're interested in a no-diarrhea itinery."

Safe Sunbathing: 'And you're sure there's no risk at all?'

Healthiest Forest Ever!

"I can't find the leave no trace exhibit on the map!"

'I'm afraid that the thin person inside you screaming to get out is in immanent danger of digeston.'

Aisle 3; 300 - 500 calories per serving.

'This alternative doctor of yours better be good!'

Puffs. Gusts. Breezes. Wind Farmers Market.

'It has my horoscope, heart rate and cholesterol level...but I'm sorry, I don't have the time.'

"There's nothing wrong with my eye. It's a nicotine patch."

'We've given up sugar in tea,coffee and puddings.'

Immodiu, Ibruprofen, Clarityn, Sudofed, Paracetemol, Nurofen, Rennies, Diareze... - 'What are you doing?' - 'Packing for my holiday to Egypt.' - 'How ill are you planning on being, exactly?' - 'Ah, that reminds me... can I borrow a bucket from you for a

'O.K, Everyone let's do some yoga!'

'In line with our companies environmental policies all our 5.7 litre 'stallion' SUV's are fitted with energy efficient headlamps.'

The new hydrogen-fueled car is unveiled.

'You need to slow down.'