Health Conscience Booster Mugs

Covid Measures

"When you've lost fifteen pounds...that's when the refrigerator gets returned!"

March Against Big Tech: "Oh, wow, this has bee great for my step count!"

"Everything is dandy--and our intestinal biomes are joyous."

Running

Wash your hands

"But, doctor, what are the advantages of living longer?"

'Pumpkin pie isn't dessert. It's another vegetable.'

"I didn't ask to be made with seventeen grams of fat."

Environmental Conscience

Deep in the Heart of Texas: The Cholesterol Kid.

'My mother's resolution is to eat more vegetables, and my resolution is to help her by giving her mine.'

'Two Aspirins'...'Brain Tumor'

'I'm not feeling well. I think I've got human flu.'

"She was really disappointed when she found out she was going to an eye doctor and not an iDoctor."

'Must you always point out my floss?'

'Is it organic?'

Spring.

'In that case I'll do nothing!'

"It's very important to wash your hooves!"

"Scientists have found out that drinking alcohol can be dangerous...well, water can be dangerous, too!"

"...and lay off the energy drinks..."

What's really in junk food...

'I havn't finished last years Marathon yet...'

"Spring is in the air but it's December in my ABS."

"I can't eat these nutrition bars. They're for women."

'My prescription: digital textbooks.'

'Test results are back. Coffee, donuts, sleep deprivation. Doc, you've got to start taking better care of yourself.'

"We're very green here, we recycle everything."

"Middle age is when you finally get your head together, but your body starts falling apart."

'At least my blood pressure is nice and low.'

'Oh now that is just wrong.'