Health Communication Aficionados Prints

'Would it be cruelly ironic to shape our new cholesterol medication like little eggs?'

"Daddy, you have to flatten this curve."

Covid deniers and anti-vaxxers

"I have to get down to 125 pounds before I go back to my real gym."

"I think the 'Exotic Recipe' diet will make me lose weight. I'm running all over town trying to find the ingredients!"

"Thanks to modern medicine, we now have drugs to make any season the season to be jolly."

"He looks so much like his dad."

'GM apples prevent Migraine'

'It's a nicotine patch...I've been smoking too much.'

'We finally learned to communicate, and he's worse than I thought he was!

"The biopsy on your mole came back negative, which is positive, which is good."

What the patient heard and what the doctor meant to convey.

'I told you not to look up your ailments on the internet' - computer screen reads 'You have 3 days to live',

Complaints departement for men and women.

'If only you could do this with a cow once in a week, we'd save a lot of money for the food delivery service, Rupert!'

"OK Hunter. Go join the 'non-verbal criticism skills' seminar!"

"When you put it like that, it makes complete sense."

"You can't say that to a customer!"

'How could I have missed these? I took a multivitamin.'

'When did they start giving Pulitzers for texting?'

'Like it? It's my digital vest, it calculates calories, portions and price per pound!'

'I don't want you to give up eating entirely -- just the food part.'

"Croissants? Donuts? Chocolate? Good price, madame! Good price!"

'Four years of medical school and three years of residency, and you come bothering me with the sniffles?'

'I guess I don't need to ask how your new hip is working out.'

'Yes, yes, yes, now seriously, what can we do to improve our health?'

'A late payment and a friendly reminder cross paths in the mail.'

'Text your leader and tell him I'm here.'

The speech is ethical. One source is plagiarism, two is research.

'The problem is, you say no problem.'

Stay away from Pigs.

"GP or chemist? To be on the safe side let's go to A and E."

Computer Address Book.

"Well, yes, I suppose I could explain the test results in 'plain English' — but then you'd know how sick you are."

'I have rather a full schedule today. Could you summarize your grievances of the past 48 years?'