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"Hey - long time no see. . . !"

"Don't be embarrassed. Most heroic archetypes your age have lost the ability to swashbuckle."

"Migration ruins my 10,000 steps."

"The saying Use It or Lose It isn’t referring to one’s appetite."

'He licked all my tongue depressors.'

'I'm even starting to watch Lifetime.'

"I know — but he was nervous and his support dog didn’t seem to mind."

"I haven't lost any weight after two weeks of dieting, but my hair's getting thinner."

'You've still got the right stuff, only now it's in the wrong places.'

Healthy living has added years to Melvin's life.

'Cut down on sodium? I'm taking that with a pinch of salt.'

"Looks like you've been renewed fro one more season."

"You need to do less talking the talk and more walking the walk."

Valleyview diet clinic

'Be careful...It may not be organic.'

'Great news, Methuselah Tests show you'll live to be 100!'

"If it's nothing serious' why did you put on five pairs of gloves?"

Prostate Exam Second Opinion

'But I think shopping three times a week is more than enough exercise!'

'Id like to see you in two weeks. Try not to eat during that time.'

"I think it says 'courgettes'."

"Good news, Mr. Pickett—it's just a slow leak."

"I'm pleased to say our dishes all have too much kale."

Full System Scan

"Take up some light exercise or a sporting activity - as a football perhaps."

"Good for you for getting your mammogram."

I'll take this one here.

"You're carrying a lot of tension in your neck."

'You're not totally out of shape - you have a very muscular tongue.'

'Hundreds of years of medical progress, and all you can tell me to do is eat less?'

"Alright, Grandfather, let's check your ticker."

"Smoke, drink and womanize as much as you like but don't forget to update your will..."