Health Care Reformer Prints

Revalidation Will Require Extra Monitoring.

'And this is our new HR officer in charge of GP moral..'

"Everyone at Megadrug is committed to the benefits of spoken therapies, which is why we developed 'nitrazone' to enhance the experience."

Virtual Doctor

"How long were you in the waiting room?"

This is not the time to be restructuring the NHS in the middle of a pandemic Mr. Hancock!

Doctors Discussion

Health Care Crisis table.

Mental Health System Breakdown

'Make a patriotic decision. Do you want your son to live in a public health insurance tyranny or do you want to let him die as a free American who doesn't have the money to pay for medical treatment?'

"Doc, my arm is killing me, but I don't know how I can afford care. My deductible is through the roof and I just got laid off my job."

"Let's use the dog's prescription. His refills are cheaper."

Jesus Christ, Health Insurance CEO

Looking for the cause of high health care costs. . .

'My firm has scrutinised your budget and determined you could save a fortune by sacking us...that'll be £300,000 please!'

'So far, all I can tell you for sure is how much I've charged you.'

Obama of Oz.

'You want a nurse present? -- Are you discriminating against me because of my gender?'

"Your arm is broken - so it should fit in well here."

'I'm afraid there's been a 23% cut in the 'empathy and compassion' budget so you'll have to tell him to sod off now!'

Uncle Sam and health care.

Who blames who in health Insurance problems

Day 1: The Launch. . . Starting Day 2: Another Government Bailout.

'It's a brand new state-of-the-art waiting room.'

Eye, ear, nose, throat and loans to pay the bills.

Stafford Hospital - Twinned with Hell.

'I wasn't feeling ill, doctor, until I started hearing about the NHS reforms.'

"...And since the cure is worse than the disease, we can make more money by developing a cure for that!"

Big Drug Companies Hooked

'I think you misunderstood us...when we said 'no cuts in the NHS' we clearly meant 'catastrophic cuts and savage staff reductions'.'

"Fortunately I hold the patent for the gene that's causing the ringing in your ears, and I can refer you to the doctor who holds the patent for the gene that's causing the pain in your ears."

Republican Healthcare

"I suspect he might be depressed, let's give him a label and see whether a few years of unemployment and poverty helps his condition!"