Health Care Comic Fan Prints

"I think I should warn you—I have a very eclectic bunch of symptoms."

"Open wide and say Aaaaargh."

"And I want you to meet Coco, your anesthesiologist."

"I'm afraid we'll have to operate. Your appendix has an infection and it's extremely aggressive."

"The bottle says that 'Extreme Hair Growth' is a rare side effect of this medication."

Prospective hospital employee: 'I do sutures. Are there any openings?'

"You need the toilet. . . hang on I think I've got an app for that."

Dr. Flagg's Worst Nightmare

'I apologize, Mr. Wilson, that scream wasn't very professional of me. . . But that IS one ugly growth on your chest!'

'I think it's your colon. I came to that conclusion through the process of elimination.'

'I'm sending you to see another doctor, he's a specialist in hyperchondria.'

I don't care what happened on ER. This doctor patient relationship is not going to descend into unbridled passion.

"Doctors, Gilby, Beam and Henson. Ears, nose and throat."

Orthopaedist

'...Better clear my schedule too.'

"Looks like you both suffer from IBS. You...irritable bowel. Your friend...irritable burl."

'Virus?' - 'Yes, it's a Latin word we doctors use, meaning I haven't got a clue..'

"Pay attention, 'switch it off switch it on again' does not apply to the life support machines."

Quick! 5-second rule!

"Yes, I have seen people in worse health than you. But, they were all dead."

"Your bedside health care book ... thanks for not reading it."

'I'd like to be fed intravenously. I've heard about your hospital food!'

"The good news is that your appendectomy op was a complete success"

"The good news is we were able to save your leg..."

Reflex Testing -"...and you're sure you can't feel it"

NHS Trust Hospital: Management Team/Medical Staff

Doctor consulting a textbook.

M.D. Mrs. Hoskins is here to match wits with you regarding her symptoms.

Lazy Doctor

"I'm having you fitted with a monitoring device that will help reduce blood glucose during meals by automatically signaling the brain to reduce food absorption. It's called a belt."

'Doctor, I thought I was the one who was supposed to say Ahh.'

"Sorry Mr Penrose. We forgot to shake your medicine this morning."

"Actually, I didn't become dizzy and nauseous until I started inhaling the scent strips in the waiting room magazines."

"Nothing to worry about. A nuggetectomy is a very simple procedure."

'What seems to be the problem?' - 'I've got bubonic plague.' - 'Okay... so what symptoms do you have?' - 'Well, I feel chilly and I had a muscle cramp. They're both symptoms of plague.' - 'I hate Wikipedia.' - 'It says here that you should prescribe...'