Health Apps Prints

"I'm getting the hang of the patient portal. It reminded me to refill my beta blocker, but I keep getting ads. Can you prescribe a good pop-up blocker too?"

"He has an unhealthy obsession with health apps."

"I wanted crisps but this assessed my body mass index and gave me an apple ..."

"It's almost 5 o'clock! Where the hell is my vodka app?!"

"I guess it's ethical. Let me run it through my 'Ethics Check' app."

"Sorry, we've found an app that's better at being you than you!"

A is for App...B is for Blogger...C is for Celebrity.

"I swapped my 'couch to 5k' training app for a '5k to couch' one!"

'Oh, and this ringtone is an app that alerts me when a fly ball is headed my way.'

"Isn't there an app for this?"

"Sorry, Foster, but I'm letting you go. I just downloaded the 'Scapegoat' app."

Music downloads

Books: Soon to be made into a major computer App.

'Read any good Apps lately?'

'My new cellphone has a 'self-help' program...'

"There's an app that helped me finish grades 3 through 7. If you need me, I'll be in my room playing video games for the next few years."

'When they came up with a 'do your homework' app, then I'll know technology can really make life better.'

All the apps hidden within a phone

"You don't need a duck call. I can just download this Find-a-Fowl app."

'Normally, this project would require weeks of research and verification...but luckily there's an app for it.'

God's Phone

"You need the toilet. . . hang on I think I've got an app for that."

'We don't have a cure for your ailment but there is an appropriate app available.'

"It's an app that lets me know when I'm bored."

"I don't know where to begin, each dish has its own app."

"I have an app for that."

'This app is linked to my financial advisor and provides stimulated hand-holding when the market is down.'

"I put an app on your phone that punches you in the face every time you eat junk food. Sometimes you have to be cruel to be kind."

"Maybe you need some kind of app to make it work."

The other digital divide.

"I downloaded a new app that puts me on a tropical island no matter where I'm at."

Smith and Hobson: People replacing people with apps and robots since 2009.

'This app tells me how near my friends are...'