Health And Wellness Debaters Gifts

Obese evolution

"She's fine. She just needs some tofu."

"Welcome to Mars. We assume you're all up to date on your vaccinations?"

"Why did God make fruit if he also made candy?"

'Have you heard about the new Medicare drug plan called plan C? Medicare gives you $30 for a bus ticket to Canada!'

'I'll see your Social Security Supplement and raise you Medicare and a Canadian pharmacy ID.'

US bishops given contraception lifeline.

Profits for Big Pharma

Antibiotics versus probiotics: A battle of wills.

'Legislature' doctor scratching his head over a syringe marked 'Free market Principles' with those marked 'Regulations' in the bin

'I'm holding firm against any government health plan.'

"I hope that you're not refusing free dental care for ideological reasons."

'Medical researcher have isolated the gene that makes us want to discuss our ailments with anyone we meet.'

Vaping cigarette

"I'm trying to determine if the aches and pains are from an injury or just my new normal."

'In order for the new Health Care Bill to pass, we'll need to remove the option of Health and Care, and give taxpayers the bill.'

RFK Jr Anti-Vax

Warning: Birth control pills carry a history of heart attack or stroke....

Advertisements for 'Brother Marsh- faith healer and Deacon 'Speed' Alton- emergency room'.

"The new lockdown guidelines are that up to ten people can go to funerals and ten thousand to demonstrations."

"She's fine. She just needs some tofu."

"A terminal illness? That's seen as a weakness in my business."

Studies show some foods work miracles/study says studies are a crock.

Quack Medicine

"The budget wouldn't stretch to a gastric band."

'The good news is we can still get abortions.'

The devolution of the NHS

'You'll never convince me that phone masts aren't a health risk.'

'No, I'm not the famous heart surgeon, but I charge exactly what he charges...'

'Take two aspirins and call Obama in the morning!'

"You first."

Anti-Vaxxers aren't stupid. They just need to be convinced!