Health And Wellness Debaters Gifts

Obese evolution

"She's fine. She just needs some tofu."

"Why did God make fruit if he also made candy?"

"Welcome to Mars. We assume you're all up to date on your vaccinations?"

'Have you heard about the new Medicare drug plan called plan C? Medicare gives you $30 for a bus ticket to Canada!'

'I'll see your Social Security Supplement and raise you Medicare and a Canadian pharmacy ID.'

US bishops given contraception lifeline.

Profits for Big Pharma

Antibiotics versus probiotics: A battle of wills.

'Legislature' doctor scratching his head over a syringe marked 'Free market Principles' with those marked 'Regulations' in the bin

'I'm holding firm against any government health plan.'

'Medical researcher have isolated the gene that makes us want to discuss our ailments with anyone we meet.'

"I hope that you're not refusing free dental care for ideological reasons."

"I'm trying to determine if the aches and pains are from an injury or just my new normal."

Vaping cigarette

'In order for the new Health Care Bill to pass, we'll need to remove the option of Health and Care, and give taxpayers the bill.'

Warning: Birth control pills carry a history of heart attack or stroke....

"She's fine. She just needs some tofu."

RFK Jr Anti-Vax

Advertisements for 'Brother Marsh- faith healer and Deacon 'Speed' Alton- emergency room'.

"The new lockdown guidelines are that up to ten people can go to funerals and ten thousand to demonstrations."

"A terminal illness? That's seen as a weakness in my business."

Studies show some foods work miracles/study says studies are a crock.

'Take two aspirins and call Obama in the morning!'

'You'll never convince me that phone masts aren't a health risk.'

Anti-Vaxxers aren't stupid. They just need to be convinced!

"I'd offer you a tissue, but I'm afraid your insurance won't cover it."

Be Right There

"You first."

Quack Medicine

I've got Extreme Partisanship Syndrome? Is there such a thing? It's going around. It's acute anxiety caused by someone one the other side of the aisle. Feels like a heart attack. Absurd. That's what the right wing says about universal health care. Universal care is absurd?! I rest my case. Heart seizing! Can't ... breathe ...

"The budget wouldn't stretch to a gastric band."

The Republican View of Healthcare

'No, I'm not the famous heart surgeon, but I charge exactly what he charges...'

'The good news is we can still get abortions.'