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"Gotta be an implant."

Practical Gifts of the Magi

"Let me assure you that my congressional delegation and I are devoting our full attention to the harmful effects of e-cigarettes. . ."

"Our war is against cancer."

"I think I've reached that age when I don't remember if I've forgotten something."

"Hey, it's not all fire and brimstone anymore—one of our nine circles is even smoke-free."

'In a nutshell, foods are drugged and drugs are eaten like food.'

"Unfortunately, there's no cure—there's not even a race for a cure."

"Well, all the symptoms of just another typical case of burnout, I'm afraid."

Now Simon would have nightmares about his mother's failing eyesight.

"Yes, also it keeps you fit."

"For most people, the sense of panic will be mild."

'You've got, like, a Feng Shui problem with your pancreas, dude.'

'Let me get this straight- you went to a GUY-ne-cologist, to discuss MEN-o-pause?'

'Not only does he suffer from anxiety, he makes everyone else suffer from it too.'

Prostate: 51st State

"It's interpret-your-own-test-results day today."

A cartoonist at the doctor, in yoga, at home and in therapy

Covid and the Vaccines

"Push harder - I still can't see the scale."

Vaccine

'According to these latest tests, anything can cause anything.'

30 Days Has Movember

'I can't conceal it any longer - the food in this place is killing you.'

"Yes, we're stranded here... but think how healthier we are eating nothing but fish!"

'Because Thanksgiving is about a bountiful harvest. That's why we have to eat all these vegetables.'

Germany: willingness for anti-corona vaccination decreases!

Sick

Uncle Sam: I want you..to live and pay taxes...stop smoking!

Say balls to testicular cancer, remember to check your crown jewels regularly.

"It's time we discuss menopause and climax change."

"Our medical benefits are quite limited, basically we send you a memo telling you to take more exercise."

Man reads note, which reads: Have been diagnosed with Alzheimer's disease, I don't know where your dinner is.

"The cape comes off too."

Preventive medicine.