Health And Wellbeing Thinker Mugs

Starving Please Help / Bloated Please help up.

A female patient in an exam room sees a sign that reads, 'Break glass in case of physician burnout'

"Push harder - I still can't see the scale."

'Any chance of me being recycled Doc?'

"1971... 2015..."

''Normal' seems too much to shoot for ... but maybe I can keep you out of the nuthouse.'

"We can work up to antidepressants, but for now I want to start you on eating a whole jar of cocktail olives over the kitchen sink."

'Learn to relax and don't bottle yourself up.'

"Cardiac day patients?"

"And then she said, 'You're wearing that to the psychiatrist?'"

"Grab a lollypop on your way out."

'…and so you see your unfulfilled hopes and ambitions in the form of the mailman.'

"I've been an emerging artist for ten years now..."

"I maybe a little overweight, I'm wearing make up today."

"This is very good, Mr. Carter!"

"We've made such good progress with your stress management levels, that I feel able to risk a small setback."

Cemetery with graves engraved 'traditional medicine' and 'alternative medicine'.

"I can’t even find the motivation to quit my gym membership."

"We have to consider your 'new normal' considering the increase in mind numbing drugs."

'Stresses can have a motivating effect ... If they don't KILL YOU!

Coronavirus Blocks Food Delivery

'How optimistic are you about the future?'

'It was his last session.'

Dr. Ernie answers your questions about aging. A reader asks, "Dear Dr. Ernie, what will deteriorate fastest as I get older?" Medicare.

Anxiety

"Is something bothering you?"

"If you guys didn't crack me up so much I'd have you committed."

Won't admit he has a problem. Won't even admit he's the patient.

"You've been a big help. I finally feel like I have my head on straight."

We're making progress, but it's still too early to be breaking out the party hats and noise-makers.

Therapist and patient reading help books.

"Gotta be an implant."

''An inferiority complex'? -- is that the best problem you can come up with?'

The Importance of Medicine

Corona's cradle