Health And Wealth Enthusiast Prints

"So, I'm going to live but my stocks are on life support?"

'In mixed trading today, pork bellies took a tumble while cholesterol reached an all-time high.'

A female patient in an exam room sees a sign that reads, 'Break glass in case of physician burnout'

'If you give up alcohol, cigarettes, sex, red meat, cakes and chocolate, and don't get too excited, you can enjoy life for a few more years yet.'

Dietician to man: 'To address your spare tire we must first get in touch with your inner tube.'

"Things are still a little rough for me, and occasionally I lose hope and get depressed—but I'm getting stronger every day."

"I've decided to step down as CEO so I can spend more time with my money."

"Your contents have shifted."

'I'm ninety-two! Tell me what I'm doing wrong... I dare you!"

Good Cop/Bad Cholesterol

"Today we'll be performing some much needed maintenance on Miss Trimbles weak pelvic floor."

"If you'd only come to me sooner I wouldn't have had to go to lunch."

"Your bad cholesterol is trying to persuade your good cholesterol to switch sides."

Studies show foods work miracles!

"Can you come back? We're still counting carbs."

"I made money the old fashioned way. I inherited it."

'Your reflexes are still good!'

'You need to stay away from the pie in the sky.'

Kid with 'Little Wellness Facilitator' kit

"What do you mean 'sitting is the new smoking'? I thought fat was the new smoking?"

"You can't compare apples and oranges because oranges have longer legs."

"Biff's old money, Angelo is new money and Boris is funny money."

'If you want to live a long time, try not to do anything that will kill you.'

"Daddy, you have to flatten this curve."

'It's perfectly normal for middle-aged men to put on a little weight.'

"Can Johnny come out and eat?"

'Good news. Your cholesterol has stayed the same, but the research findings have changed.'

'We're all out of flu vaccine - how about something for anxiety...?'

Begin this high fiber diet slowly. Too fast and your co-workers may complain of a greenhouse effect.

'It's the only known prevention for swine flu...Big bad wolf serum...'

"I'll faithfully follow any diet plan as long as you also prescribe medical marijuana."

Corona Funeral

'Every new year Gym membership goes up - for the Panto season.'

Institute of Health next to Alternative medicine dept

"When was the last time you exercised something other than a purchase option?"