Health And Safety Trainer Mugs

'I've got my bandages to protect me!'

Safety record for Banana Peel and Ball Bearing Company.

Lift with your back, not your knees.

Great training promotes a safer working environment.

Man using to much bug spray

Executive ignores wet floor warning and slides down hall

"Jimmy, I want you to meet our new safety officer."

Bench Press Accident

Moses holds up new federal regulation guidelines.

'It's okay, there's a trampoline under the snow.'

Daddy showed me why I should always wear my bicycle helmet!

Safety Barriers

The Dangers of National Safety Week.

Get back in that locker room! Go on - scat! ... Anyone else forget to wash his hands?'

Sand danger

'Yeah, the job's got great benefits, but mainly I like the safe work environment.'

'In my day, we didn't concern ourselves with wimpy notions of workplace ergonomics.'

"We need warning stickers on this side warning not to ignore all the other warning stickers on the other side."

'Would you like me to wipe the cup with my finger or would you prefer Rover here licking it clean?'

Worker Rights and the Smoking Ban

"He says: If they're smart enough to hire a top lawyer and sue us for having wet floors then they're smart enough to look where they're *%&$* going..."

"You're right. I have to come up with a brake of some kind."

Wear a helmet

'This is your lucky day!'

Model employee reads 'Best Practice' document ... scruffy slob reads 'Worst Practice', with messy desk and dangerous wires.

"The following is a test of the fire-alarm system. It is only a test. Please ignore the intense heat and combustion."

'Yes, I did tell you to hang the fire extinguisher where it would be easy to reach, but...'

Speeding Forklift

"That's why safety boots are so important. . . you see? Eddie's feet have stayed perfectly dry."

First Aid Box

'The customers' suggestions make a lot of sense. I say, let's hire the customers and fire the staff!'

"Did you manage to pass the buck on our dodgy food?"

'This is a new electronic child-proof cap. If you can pronounce the drug's name, it opens.'

Morbid evidence showing a high dive went terribly wrong!

'Mr Bluebeard is our safety officer.'