Health And Fitness Advocate Prints

"I read that the president and the first lady are both making efforts to stop obesity."

"Let me assure you that my congressional delegation and I are devoting our full attention to the harmful effects of e-cigarettes. . ."

"I think I've reached that age when I don't remember if I've forgotten something."

"Hey, it's not all fire and brimstone anymore—one of our nine circles is even smoke-free."

'Twenty years ago I began jogging five miles a day - could you tell me where I am?'

'In a nutshell, foods are drugged and drugs are eaten like food.'

"What do you mean 'sitting is the new smoking'? I thought fat was the new smoking?"

"Unfortunately, there's no cure—there's not even a race for a cure."

"Well, all the symptoms of just another typical case of burnout, I'm afraid."

Now Simon would have nightmares about his mother's failing eyesight.

"Yes, also it keeps you fit."

"For most people, the sense of panic will be mild."

'Let me get this straight- you went to a GUY-ne-cologist, to discuss MEN-o-pause?'

'Not only does he suffer from anxiety, he makes everyone else suffer from it too.'

A cartoonist at the doctor, in yoga, at home and in therapy

Covid and the Vaccines

"It's interpret-your-own-test-results day today."

"Push harder - I still can't see the scale."

Vaccine

Prostate: 51st State

'According to these latest tests, anything can cause anything.'

30 Days Has Movember

"Our medical benefits are quite limited, basically we send you a memo telling you to take more exercise."

Say balls to testicular cancer, remember to check your crown jewels regularly.

"Yes, we're stranded here... but think how healthier we are eating nothing but fish!"

Germany: willingness for anti-corona vaccination decreases!

Uncle Sam: I want you..to live and pay taxes...stop smoking!

"It's time we discuss menopause and climax change."

'Because Thanksgiving is about a bountiful harvest. That's why we have to eat all these vegetables.'

'I can't conceal it any longer - the food in this place is killing you.'

'In my day, we didn't concern ourselves with wimpy notions of workplace ergonomics.'

Man reads note, which reads: Have been diagnosed with Alzheimer's disease, I don't know where your dinner is.

"The cape comes off too."

"Extra large sanitary pads and extra small ones, pads for the night..."

Health Nut with a 60-Pack