Health Advisors Mugs

"Poor sod, never a fag in his live, big C got him just the same."

'Let me through, I'm at Doctor.com.'

"I think I've reached that age when I don't remember if I've forgotten something."

"Hey, it's not all fire and brimstone anymore—one of our nine circles is even smoke-free."

'In a nutshell, foods are drugged and drugs are eaten like food.'

"Unfortunately, there's no cure—there's not even a race for a cure."

'Good news. Your cholesterol has stayed the same, but the research findings have changed.'

"Well, all the symptoms of just another typical case of burnout, I'm afraid."

Now Simon would have nightmares about his mother's failing eyesight.

"For most people, the sense of panic will be mild."

"Yes, also it keeps you fit."

'Let me get this straight- you went to a GUY-ne-cologist, to discuss MEN-o-pause?'

Covid and the Vaccines

Vaccine

Prostate: 51st State

"It's interpret-your-own-test-results day today."

'According to these latest tests, anything can cause anything.'

30 Days Has Movember

'Because Thanksgiving is about a bountiful harvest. That's why we have to eat all these vegetables.'

Uncle Sam: I want you..to live and pay taxes...stop smoking!

Say balls to testicular cancer, remember to check your crown jewels regularly.

Germany: willingness for anti-corona vaccination decreases!

"What do you have that won't kill me?"

Man reads note, which reads: Have been diagnosed with Alzheimer's disease, I don't know where your dinner is.

"The cape comes off too."

"Extra large sanitary pads and extra small ones, pads for the night..."

Preventive medicine.

'Who cares about content? With a title like this it'll sell millions!'

Vaccines vs Variants

'I followed you advice for losing weight....i got naked and stood in front of a mirror...they threw me out of the restaurant.'

Regardless children just want to fit in.

"Nice try, but I don't think whisky counts as an 'essential medication'."

For every Covid-19 death there are 2.5 deaths resulting from dietary risks.

Locum GP's to be paid for extra work on the BMA agreement

AIDS prevention