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'We are looking for highly motivated, confident decisions makers for headships. Is your son such a man, Mrs Smikins?'

"The Net National Product rose slightly last month."

'He got a raise but not enough to help him clear the fence.'

Apart from your mother, who else thinks you're doing a good job as Chairman of the company?

'You really want that promotion, don't you, Sherman?'

"Listen Herb, once you become the boss and decide who gets a raise, then you can have a raise."

'I know the answer. I just need a moment to come to grips with it.'

'When will I be old enough to have my own people?'

'If I'd had someone to help me when I started, I might have made CEO...actually, I did make CEO, but you know what I mean.'

Great training inspires employees: 'I see myself doing you job before too long...'

I'm willing to start at the bottom and work my way up to your job..

'My God! It's Hastings, Van Witten, Rosten and Traver, Inc!'

'I don't mind playing dead. But what I would really like to do is direct.'

'Just thirty-five years until I can run for office!'

"Of course I'm not quitting school, Dad! If anything, I've learned that if you want to succeed, you need passion and leadership and a whatever-it-takes attitude!"

'I'm so proud of Trevor for getting an early start on his negative campaign for Student Council.'

Stage producer.

"Progress is coming right along!"

'Wow! no doubt about it son!...You'll grow up to be President of the United States!'

'We're ready to move you to the top, Hopkins... but we don't know how much loneliness you can tolerate.'

"Maybe we apply as a group....crowdsourcing employment."

IF A MOO CAN RISE TO THE TOP, SO CAN I

"And what do you want to be when you grow up little girl, a nurse or a secretary?"

Management Styles - Inspirational

Romney refines his platform.

'...And to faithfully execute the duties of Emperor of the United States of Newt...'

'If hired, where do you see yourself with the company in five years?'

'And remember: this isn't a submarine!'

"I agree you're due for a raise, and when you leave my office, you'll still be due for a raise!"

'Determined little guy.'

"No-chance the rapper"

'Well, you're lousy at Maths, but I'm sure you'll become a great CEO one day...'

"Explain to me again why they pay him the big bucks."

"And the Haves, you might say, are divided into the Gives and Give Nots."

'Can I be a decision maker? Well, yes and no.'