Heads-down Typists T-Shirts

'When did they start giving Pulitzers for texting?'

'My penmanship has really improved since I got a laser printer.'

Someone who knows apostrophes

Abandoning the computer for a typewriter.

Italica

"Well, at least we know she died peacefully."

'Amount of white out used while writing, Moby Dick, an issue of The National Enquirer, and 101 Uses for a Dead Cat.'

'You say you type 80 words a minute ... Actually, that's not at all important...!'

'Very good and to the point.'

'As you know, some of us can't keep up with the pace of new technology.'

'How many words per minute do you type?'

These upside-down tomato planters simplify everything. But, dad. Mother nature wants plants to grow upwards. Sez who?

'It's not encrypted, Captain. That's just the clerk's usual typing.'

Tonight: Al Hari Kish, leading yoga expert, speaks on 'this topsy-turvy world'

'Your training will be the next five minutes watching my fingers move at the speed of light.'

Progression of human writing, from chisled stone to computers until 2000 when the computer has blown up

'How could Homer write The Iliad and The Odyssey with a quill pen on parchment when I can't write a memo with a computer?'

'How many words a minute do you type?' - 'Big ones or little ones?'

'I can type 500 words per minute.'

Nice moves—is that an air piano or are you doing the E-Mail?"

School of Arts and Sciences.

Writer breaks in new electric typewriter.

Unknown historical typos: Isaac Newton presser, 1687

'Sorry.. I don't date lower-case types.'

'What does carpal tunnel syndrome feel like?'

'I typed it that way because I thought that punctuation would just slow it down.'

A writer working on a typewriter is wearing a shirt with William Shakespeare's face on it.

General Writing War and Peace

'Can you Type?'

"The jury's still out on whether you should whisk me away to Paris."

"Let's see him get out of this sonata."

Penny got carpal tunnel, and had to hunt and peck.

I never know what to expect from those guys --- they're pretty loopy!

Snail Writer

Business gothic.