Heads-down Typists T-Shirts

'When did they start giving Pulitzers for texting?'

'My penmanship has really improved since I got a laser printer.'

Someone who knows apostrophes

Abandoning the computer for a typewriter.

Italica

"Well, at least we know she died peacefully."

'You say you type 80 words a minute ... Actually, that's not at all important...!'

'Very good and to the point.'

'How many words per minute do you type?'

'As you know, some of us can't keep up with the pace of new technology.'

Tonight: Al Hari Kish, leading yoga expert, speaks on 'this topsy-turvy world'

'It's not encrypted, Captain. That's just the clerk's usual typing.'

'Your training will be the next five minutes watching my fingers move at the speed of light.'

'How could Homer write The Iliad and The Odyssey with a quill pen on parchment when I can't write a memo with a computer?'

Progression of human writing, from chisled stone to computers until 2000 when the computer has blown up

'How many words a minute do you type?' - 'Big ones or little ones?'

School of Arts and Sciences.

'I can type 500 words per minute.'

Nice moves—is that an air piano or are you doing the E-Mail?"

Unknown historical typos: Isaac Newton presser, 1687

Writer breaks in new electric typewriter.

'Sorry.. I don't date lower-case types.'

'What does carpal tunnel syndrome feel like?'

'I typed it that way because I thought that punctuation would just slow it down.'

A writer working on a typewriter is wearing a shirt with William Shakespeare's face on it.

"Let's see him get out of this sonata."

'Can you Type?'

General Writing War and Peace

"The jury's still out on whether you should whisk me away to Paris."

Penny got carpal tunnel, and had to hunt and peck.

Snail Writer

'What about this typist job?'

Business gothic.