Head Protector Advocate Prints

'For some reason, the people who work here also have more concussions than other people.'

Clyde thought “Atomic Sparklers” was just an ad gimmick

Pool attached to child's bed.

"I'm going to need a little more for the root cause than, who'da thunk."

Man using to much bug spray

'I guess my brain just started to really care about itself.'

"Did you bring any protection with you?"

Cricket Accidents.

"I've had it with the helmet mandates."

"Getting the hang of it?"

Reasonableman

Cafe Burns.

'Mum...Dad's barbecued his face again.'

Mod Kwan Doh

"Careful."

Squash Courts - "Insurance anyone"

TV chef sets the TV on fire.

Daddy showed me why I should always wear my bicycle helmet!

"I told him not to rely on his GPS whe out running!"

The Dangers of Not Getting Enough Sleep...

'In my day, we didn't concern ourselves with wimpy notions of workplace ergonomics.'

'Okay, the motorized rocking chair could use an emergency off switch.'

An ounce of prevention is worth a pound of insurance forms.

"How would you rate your toleration for risk?"

"Here comes the super-visor."

Under Capitalism, Expensive Equipment is Always, Unlike People, Innocent Until Proven Guilty

Kangaroo: Baby on Board

'Okay - who removed Jessica's sunhat..?'

The first 10,000 fans got a concussion bobblehead!

'We want more police on our streets!' 'WHAT?! Do you have any idea how dangerous it is out there?'

'We don't want to risk having any injuries during spring training.'

Boozing and Cruising

"You're right. I have to come up with a brake of some kind."

Man who has hailed a taxi finds the driver is a crash test dummy.

'Knowledge is the ultimate weapon. Next!'