"The main problem for you must be the constant itching under you bandages..."
Head In The Cast Humor Mugs
Start their day with a laugh! Our 'head in the cast' themed mugs feature clever designs that add humor and personality to their coffee or tea break, perfect for the creatively humorous.
'Now then - I just wanted to see how you handle pressure, Mr. Boyle.'
'No, this metal stress can't be fixed with liberal doses of antidepressants.'
'Oh don't mind him - he's just a great big teddy bear.'
Veloci-Rapper
'I'm banging out some bitchin' bleats!'
You May Bang Your Head Here/You May Talk To Here.
"Kanye's changing his name. I'm thinking he should go by Cra Z."
"Ed's not really into binge watching...he just can't find the remote."
'They call me the 'grandfather' of Hip-Hop!'
The Grim Rapper
'It's odd...when I was CEO of Phoenix Industries everybody laughed at my jokes, but since I've been retired, nobody does.'
"Information is moved via neurotransmitters from neuron to neuron via the synapses into the brain where it is then retrieved by the memory via a slap on the back of the head."
"I've joined an Eminem tribute band."
"I don't do spells. I'm a wizard at deciphering rap lyrics."
"The pizza guy wants to know what floor we're on."
'My boss collects stupid hats, Is yours for sale?'
Boss hands over document: 'There are too many abbreviations in your report ? can you rewrite it asap?'
Swelling
"Quit wishing your time away!"
'He had a hop-on part in a David Attenborough special.'
Laurel and Hardy police protection - "And don't worry about informing on the mob. I've arranged that two of my men give you 24 hour proctection."
"Help! I've fallen and I can't get up!"
Advisory: Incomprehensible Lyrics.
'What is it, Harold. You seem to be distracted.'
Man with blinkers on
Soup of the Day.
'Don't freak out...' Man and his puppet, who has a puppet of its own.
Have you started your black history month essay? Yes, mom. Who's your subject? A late 20th century poet
Well, I told you to add yeast to your shampoo.
The country-rap scene
"I think my hat hair is pretty bad, but I won't know how bad until spring."
Fears
I Hate My Hat Magazine
'That's why we're vice-presidents, and he's president.'
Head In The Cast Humor Mugs Collection
Head In The Cast Humor Pillows
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Head In The Cast Humor Prints
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Head In The Cast Humor T-Shirts
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