Head-in-clouds Prints

Man with blinkers on

"Is this what I want to be doing with my death?"

'Oh don't mind him - he's just a great big teddy bear.'

'146 days of leadership without any negative press.'

Veloci-Rapper

Zagat Rated.

'I work at the airport.'

'I'm banging out some bitchin' bleats!'

"Kanye's changing his name. I'm thinking he should go by Cra Z."

The Grim Rapper

'They call me the 'grandfather' of Hip-Hop!'

Books on running a successful school,

"I've joined an Eminem tribute band."

"I don't do spells. I'm a wizard at deciphering rap lyrics."

"I agree teachers are underpaid, however...."

"You can't be needing another break - the kids have only been back a week!"

'Not 'fell', Simkins - 'fallen': Mr. Jones has fallen out of the window...'

"Quit wishing your time away!"

Teacher.

"Eighty percent polyester."

To give more clout to his disciplining style, Principal Dave Murdock installed a wind tunnel in his office.

Advisory: Incomprehensible Lyrics.

'What is it, Harold. You seem to be distracted.'

"Ah, the innocence of youth. Enjoy it while it lasts."

'I give the same advice to all new teachers. Pretend you know what you are doing.'

"If anyone asks, I'll be in my head."

"Watch out, it's the Head..."

'I'm writing a sequel to my autobiography.'

Have you started your black history month essay? Yes, mom. Who's your subject? A late 20th century poet

'I'm not too sure about Mr Chips' latest effort to make his lessons more interesting.'

' - I see literacy is your strong point - How come you parked in my bay?'

'Tonight there's a small, select meeting of the P.T.A - just you, me and the Head!'

The country-rap scene

'I love dogs. I love kids. But when they come in alone I'm not going to get paid."

"This can't be heaven, where's the shops?"