Hayfever Warrior Pillows

"I have these pills to relieve hayfever but the side effects are watery eyes, a runny nose and sneezing."

"What did you say about the health of my gut biome?"

"Okay, now breathe another sigh of relief."

"Now, I'm ready for summer."

Self help acupuncture

Dietician to man: 'To address your spare tire we must first get in touch with your inner tube.'

'Well, well, well...'

"Your contents have shifted."

Be Healthy

"Your bad cholesterol is trying to persuade your good cholesterol to switch sides."

Disease Management

"Another one so relaxed, she couldn't walk out of here."

Kid with 'Little Wellness Facilitator' kit

it my imagination or is it getting warmer?"

Hot Pie Therapy

"I'm weighed down with so many gadgets, I'll need a push to start me off."

"Breathe in and reimagine yourself in a world where you lived a healthy lifestyle."

"Nice try, Jim, but there's no such thing as a 'Beer cleanse'."

Exercising

Treat Dispensers for the Middle-Aged

FIGHT STRESS: Walk-A-Thon

Covid Variants

"I told him he should have trained more."

Shrinks in heaven

"You're in perfect health and look half your age – I'm prescribing something to help you shut up about it."

'Miss Raleigh. I'm studying megatrends. Bring me some megavitamins.'

Making healthy substitutions at mealtime

Burnout Syndrome...

GQ Magazine: Stay at Home Special.

Healthy living has added years to Melvin's life.

Flu vaccine.

"Would you like me to give it to you straight or sugar-coated?"

'C'mon, c'mon! I want to be the first one on the stair-climbing machine!'

'What are you eating now?'

'You've still got the right stuff, only now it's in the wrong places.'