Hayfever Hero Gifts

'You MUST cut the grass when you get out,my hayfever is getting worse.'

Two people in hazmat suits lie in bed

The New Normal

"The good news is the company said I could work from home. The bad news is they made me take all my paperwork with me."

'I'm getting some unusually high readings around you.'

"It's not safe to keep meeting like this."

"I like keeping bees, but it's so hard keeping all their names straight."

Man in a hazmat suit on a COVID-19 wrecking ball.

'You know, if you cleaned the litter box more often, you wouldn't have to wear the hazmat suit.'

The race against gravity with an ice cream!

Hay fever hotline.

'Are you OK Justin? You don't look very well.'

Protecting the green

"It's always Roy G. Biv this, Roy G. Biv that. Never Burnt Sienna!"

A tanker truck with a warning on the back that reads "The scientific community is divided. Some say this stuff is dangerous, some say it isn't".

Bob has natural animal magnetism.

The cost of wildfires

Professor Axxis feels naked jogging without his toupee.

'That's the worst hay fever I've ever seen.'

Do your own conveyancing...Do it yourself plumbing and heating...Embalm your own relatives.

The good news is, I'm going to let you work from home. The bad news is, I'm moving in with you.

Air conditioner.

'Oh, great! We've been going round in right-angled triangle.'

"And that's why we wear red suspenders."

"It's all right for you, my job sucks."

"He was a firm believer in rolling up his sleeves."

"Allergy season."

'Stop grumbling-on this farm everyone works.'

Men! Pep up that fat, dull head with a swellegant, elegant toupee and tash.

"....But....flu season's over."

'And to think I worried about safe sex.'

Bless you!

"Oh, for goodness sake! I'll change the baby's nappy!"

Man with fake shark fin hat encounters shark with fake human legs.

Fireman gets the beers in