Hay Fever Chuckler Mugs

Bless You!

'What do you mean you're afraid of the dark? You're a nightcrawler.'

"Here's the problem. Your computer isn't obsolete, you are."

'Still no Christmas card from the Pope? - We did send HIM once, didn't we?'

'You want a second opinion? -- Oh, a big shot, eh?'

"You've got to admit, he wears the 'that dog won't hunt' label with a lot of class!"

"It's weeder's elbow."

'The doctors said you were so nervous about the operation they had to give you a tranquiliser.'

'Everyone's a stand-up comic these days.'

'You know you haven't been good, and I know you haven't been good, but good, nevertheless, is your public stance.'

"Gesundheit!"

"It's all very well being healed, but that mobility scooter cost a fortune."

'That's the worst hay fever I've ever seen.'

'So that's 60 minutes, room 4 with Sally, and will you be taking our standard resuscitation insurance?'

"He says masks are mandatory to enter. Should we try the other place instead?"

'Time's up, chuckles.'

"I'm installing a backup camera. I'm tired of you sending me out to repair all the chimneys you back into."

If this works, our entertainment worries are long gone!

"Allergy season."

"These? From shampoo testing? No it's the weirdest thing I'm really suffering with hayfever this year."

Bless you!

'Good news Mrs. Gibson: Novox Liposuction Inc. has agreed to settle out of court'.

'You've got yellow fever, so we're painting the room to match your body.'

Waiting In Doctor's Office

'Gesundheit! I hate to think what your allergies are going to be like once we're among real trees.'

'I'm afraid your body is rejecting the transplant...'

Antihistamine tablets

"...and the pollen count is 126 today..."

Santa on 'I speak your weight' machine. Machine says 'Ho,ho,ho.'

Clancy: Women and Horse-Racing

Grim Reaper and Covid