Hawaiian Culture Fan T-Shirts

"We're having a test on the states today, and I can never remember which one was number fifty."

"What's he going to do now, break wind?"

Wife: 'Ah, honey.....why are you covered in raw fish and rice?' Husband: 'Oh I was running late for the 6:15 and got on a darn sush train by mistake!'

"Hawaiian hitchhiker."

Turning Japanese: I really think so.

KAWAII T'AI CHI

Japanese woman in minimalist house reads 'How to Clutter Your Life'

Kiwi Ingenuity

'Dad, did you say 'someday all this will be theirs'?' 'No, me say, 'The IRS's'.'

Spring in Japan.

"I spy with my little eye..." "The ocean! It's always the ocean!"

'Et tu Yakamoto?'

"Sorry, y'all — no locals. This is a tourists-only bar."

'Those aren't smoke rings... they're Hawaiian Leis.'

"Is it time to plan our vacation?"

Manga study #2

"I visited Hawaii and ate native food...pineapple on my pizza."

"The new owners decided that the restaurant needed 'themes'...Aloha, it's Hawaiian Night!"

Clancy: Loud Clothes

Ninja Rule no#1: never wear corduroy.

Mikado

Welcome to the British Museum...

Double Ewe, Double Ewe, Double Ewe - New Zealand Web Address

"Yes, the hunt is on, but we have time to escape! The last message from their spotter on the hill was 'wrong way you idiots!'"

Jemaine Clement

"I feel like I'm stuck in a rut."

"Just have to be different,don't you ?"

'Smoke signals, sign language, bird calls. . . enough of the social networking!!!'

"What part of Noh don't you understand?"

"Typical !, You wait here ages for a samuri and then seven come all at once."

"Nope."

'OK, you gotta swear on sumo honor... Does my mawashi make me look fat?'

Japanese Rolling Stars.

"I'm from Staten Island."

'So are you folks together?'