Hawaii Lover Mugs

Old MacDonald's Hawaiian Farm...

"The last one is Freddy and I, celebrating our anniversary in Hawaii."

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

"All I do is swim and eat plankton, but do I lose weight?"

"At times I wonder what I've done with my life that makes me worth being saved."

'Thank-you God.'

"Four years of dental school only to tell all my patients 'Don't worry about any tooth issues - they'll just fall out and be replaced, anyway'."

The Dubloon Stops Here

Lazy Octopus

I rather like bucket and spade holidays.

'You must be very proud Daphne.'

Scene of seagull troops about to charge a picnic.

'Stuck on a desert island, in the middle of the ocean, with only a palm tree for company, it's a bloody joke.'

"If you hold it to your ear you can hear the ice caps melting."

'I blame global warming!'

"Hawaiian hitchhiker."

Shellfie

'This is where we go to get away from it all. . . except for Stanley's money.'

A Preschool of Fish

'The the President we've gone surfin', surfin' U,S,A,'

"I'm sorry- I can barely hear you with this goddam ocean behind me."

'OTHER SIDE!!!' - Learn to Surf

Old Macdonald's Hawaiian farm..

"The best beaches are Santa Cruz, Hossegor, Ericeira, The Gold Coast, Barbados, Sennen Cove, Oahu and Bali son: They're full of surfers..."

'...I said we've been marooned.'

Cocktail glasses swimming in the sea.

"I don't think I can fit that into my schedule, Irv. I've got a fishing boat to attack this morning, a beach to terrorize this afternoon and a feeding frenzy this evening!"

"Are you familiar with the term, 'Catch and Release', buster?"

"I'd love to help out but I'm barely keeping my head below water now."

'I don't think that this whale is beached.'

Driving on the Beach - Lifeguard on a hydraulic lift.

'Rats, I don't think we'll ever get this thing going: It's flooded again...'

Happy Retirement

"Oh boy, that was a huge belly-flop..."

'I was dumped by my girlfriend.'