Hatless Trailblazer Prints

"He's no hat and all corgis."

'Are you sure that's the right map?'

Man painting over a 'You are here' sign.

'It's not easy being ahead of your time.'

"Because, dang it, even cowgirls deserve a little 'me' time."

"My salary app pings when another new male exec at my level is making more than 77% of what I make."

"Frank and Sheila finally get off the beaten path."

Hither and Yon sign

"Draw your own path."

"Trail mix?"

"It seemed like miles to me!"

Sport Utility Boot.

"Oh, honey, look! Just under that candy bar wrapper, next to the empty Bud Light can and to the left of the plastic bag... a salamander!"

"Don't even think about it."

'When I was a Scout, we had to blaze trails without sticky notes.'

Ski Slope Rated Black Due To Wall At The Bottom

Mountain bikes and molehill bikes.

"I'll get my 10,000 steps in tonight!"

Women in a cross country race

Woman forcing family to hike through hills.

"I was hoping summer camp would be more ... campy."

"I love the things I say when I’m in nature."

"I got tired of wearing a hat."

"So, how's the money pit in the kitchen coming?"

"When are you gonna roll in something?"

Wherever the Trail Leads. . .

"Quick swig first?"

"Take a right at Rocky's fire hydrant. A left at Duke's bench and the dog part will be one block past buddy's tree."

'No, this is not Mel's secretary. This is Mel.'

'Y'know, this wouldn't keep happening if you learned to load your pack properly.'

"Stop whimpering. Most dogs would kill for a walk like this."

"Just to be clear, this is a hike, not a ‘walk.’"

Take a hike.

"What happened to the good old Jewish holidays when all we used to do was eat?"