Hashtag Expert Mugs

"Is it kosher to say '#Blessed' on this post?"

Lynching on social media

"#Win!"

"Could you please focus on the objective of this meeting, Tom... you can get back to your 300 followers later."

"#notguilty."

"We need to create more hashtag-worthy moments."

'The ten commandments have all been reduced to tweets.'

'Sir, your tweeting coach is here.'

"I already have the perfect hashtag!"

"Grandpa's not tech savvy. If I want to unfriend someone, I say, 'I don't like you anymore' to their face."

#notblessed

"Remember, if you enjoy this intercourse, don't forget to 'like and subscribe'."

"... And in the event of a sudden change in cabin pressure, please tweet with the hashtag #FeelinTheBreeze."

Me when by BDD shows up

"And me without a Twitter account."

"I still maintain an online presence."

'Tweet me when I'm flagged...hashtag 'drunk'.'

"Blogs, twitter, social media, politics - we're living in the golden age of being able to say stupid things!"

Spring branding on the Hashtag Ranch.

"The tweet you posted last night struck a chord around the world, united all factions, and basically altered the course of humanity."

I CAME. I FOLLOWED. I COMMENTED. I SHARED.

'He's called that, because he keeps getting licked.'

"I can tell you about this article or you can just read the comments online."

"I find if I say we're having hashtag broccoli or hastag brussel sprouts, they are more apt to eat them."

"Oh, Herb. Not Another Open Letter To Miley Cyrus."

"If anyone knows why these two should not be wed, tweet #BIGMISTAKE to @ThisWedding now, or forever hold your peace."

Knights of the iPhone

'Today we learned if it ain't on Google, it ain't worth knowing.'