Harvest Dreamer Pillows

Myra's Little Garden

"You're going to have to submit to peer review eventually, Bradshaw!"

Wine Lady

"I know I'm a little early, but sometimes I need a break from that dreadfully cold weather."

Woman dreaming about being on vacation.

"Are we going for suntan, personal development or being the envy of our friends on Instagram?"

"You have to believe what you're doing will lead to something valuable, even though it probably won't."

'Oh, I'm not a guru -- I'm just big on personal space.'

"Grass...Grass and more damn grass... What I wouldn't give for a lightly poached Dover sole with a garlic infused tarragon sauce."

"Just a couple of ninety cent seed packets, and you can have fresh garden vegetables for heaven knows how long."

'...so if we can save enough maybe, just maybe, next year we'll be migrating courtesy of British Airways.'

'Now there's a vet that needs a holiday,'

'After researching our dream vacation online with reviews, commentaries, we cams and pictures, we felt we'd been there and didn't need the trip!'

The Gardener's Holiday: Don't leave produce behind you to perish.

Agricultural Psychology

How to fight a vampire snowman

"Fetch me another Sculpin IPA."

"You know, no matter how much you stare at your watch, summer isn't going to come any faster."

"Relax. They're just crows."

'She loves me, she loves me not, she loves me...'

'And that,and that,and that...'

"You arrived as bottom-feeders, but you shall leave as bottom-gourmands."

'First semester, you learn the numbers. Second semester, you use them to count the days 'til school is out.'

Children with Dog on Christmas Eve

"Yipeee!"

You will always find a spot to garden

"Every summer I regret having used up all my vacation days in January."

'The theater better put on good shows this fall, because we're having a bumper tomato crop.'

"I'd like one of your bucket and spade holidays."

'We took a look at our passport pictures and realized we need a vacation.'

Sand Snowmen

'Now, dear, I spent 35 years pretending to look busy. I can't just quit overnight!'

'... And that's where I'm seeking planning permission to build a secret uranium enrichment plant...'

"Only four more weeks before school is out...and then we're free for the time of our lives!"