Harp Maker Mugs

'A shoddy piece of work.'

'No! No more harps! I can't take it anymore.'

Cycling with a harp case

Girl Band, "I wish you'd tell your mum we don't need her in the group!"

'No! No more harps! I can't take it anymore.'

"Now I think of Mom whenever it's cold."

'Not even close man - easy listening's around the corner.'

Harp Concerto for Four Hands and Ladder

Dog on a harp

Luthier

No Instruments Please

"When a cowboy wears it, it is a cowboy hat."

"No concert bookings for at least two weeks. Restringing..."

An angel bangs a broom on a cloud

Harps and Embroidery.

Raw Piano Bar

Supply was out of harps.

'How come he gets a blues harp?!'

'Awesome!'

The Invention of Bagpipes

'I find the ultrasonic whistle musically limiting, so I've invented an ultrasonic flute...'

Angels' Band: Balloons holding up a guitar.

26,000 B.C. 'OG' invents the first Trombone. . .

'The only reason the cat stays is he's deaf as a post.'

"Fine - which five-hour ballad of my adventures do you want to hear?"

'So you could say 'I'm wearing two hats'.'

Sweet dreams induced by screaming cats

'Why can't you be like other men and just sing in the bath?'

One angel watches as another angel plays the harp.

"Oh that's just a myth. It wasn't one extra straw that did this. It was a Steinway."

Boxing with your harp

Smashed harp...

My other viola is a Stradivari.

"Wait a minute - you want me to play the harp??! You don't have karaoke up here? Then why are you calling it 'paradise?'"

Viking woman with long hair playing a harp.