Harmony Hustler Pillows

'He always has to go one-better!'

"Thanks to my wedding planner, everyone in the wedding is still talking to each other."

Work/Life Balance

'Wash your hands, it's time for your piano lessons.'

"Please! No harmonizing during ululations!"

Water Gardening: One thing is certain - you will find the peace and tranquility of water an almost irresistible attraction.

Girl Band, "I wish you'd tell your mum we don't need her in the group!"

Saxophone Player.

Before getting a basketball scholarship, Jack worked at a pancake house.

"I'm trying to achieve total harmony of body, mind and cashflow."

"In my next album 'Gettin' Back', I refute all the strong beliefs expressed in 'Gettin' There', my previous album."

A woman playing a keyboard

'Champions league'

Musical genres

When Buddha came to nirvana.

No Bruch!

'That's strange, all the monitors are going crazy again!'

Musical Fight

"I appreciate you have a real passion for music Mr Hibberd. . . but I can see you're going to struggle with the piano."

Barber shop quartet

Musical Pondering.

"Here's a little song I wrote after hearing it on the radio."

Tell me about the voices in your head, Al. On the one hand, they tell me to do horrible things. On the other hand, they sing the sweetest harmonies since the Mills Brothers.

'In the middle of the second movement, Rodney's worst fears were realized; Phillippe began to sing along.'

Another musical treatise from the 16th century is discovered.

Ludwig Van Beethoven

'You know you're doing your job right when both coaches are mad at you.'

Jean Philippe Rameau

Lion Choir.

String Quartet

Peace and Justice Return to the Joint High Commission

Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart

Bishop playing pool, "I like his unholier than thou attitude."

"I agree teachers are underpaid, however...."

Shooting the Dove of Peace