Hardworking Mugs

"Doctor, have you any advice to offer a young man who would love to be a physician but whose crowded schedule simply doesn't permit time for medical school?"

"You've got your corner office, so what more do you want?"

'Do you think, perhaps, that we could start shooting for a few longer-term goals around here?'

"I think I'll be late back for tea. . . about a week."

"Don't flutter your little wings on company time."

37 years in the same position.

'Had I known Hell was going to be exactly like work, I probably wouldn''t have spent as much time there.'

Working hours.

'I play so hard that I have no time to work hard.'

Overworked in the office

'I work two jobs and have three kids. At the end of the day I am exhausted. Do you have anything that is not sexy and just smells good.'

'These are job perks.'

Time for More Paperwork

'Can you do more work then is humanly possible?'

Office slaves.

"Yes, I saw the obituary. So, is that why you weren't in yesterday?"

'I need to talk to you about the coffee fund.'

'Don't worry about the company's pension plan. The way we work you, you'll be lucky to live that long!'

City Boy.

Laptop Dancing.

Motivation to work

"You work too hard. You have stress balls!"

"It can't be much of a life working all day, but at least he gets to wear a stripey jersey."

Time for vacation, time for work.

Late/Too Late.

'I keep very close touch with the office in case things are running too smoothly without me.'

"I am not a workaholic. I just work to relax."

Clients who show up early for an appointment are really annoying ??" especially when you work from home.

Man running in a hamster wheel

'Let's keep in mind that although quitters never win, they often manage to avoid litigation.'

"I'm too busy to be stressed."

"You look great. One problem though: I'm the one who goes to work."

"Garbage in, garbage out!"

'I'd give you a raise, but I had to throw tantrums to make my parents give me anything as a kid.'

Busy office.