Happy Neighborhood Coordinator Prints

'I want a big breakfast.. there are a lot of contended female cats in the neighborhood this morning.'

"Bark bark bark bark bark" "Fwd: bark bark bark bark bark" "Fwd: fwd: bark bark bark bark bark" "Fwd: fwd: fwd: bark bark bark bark"

'Best watchdog I ever had!'

'Henderson always walks away with the neighborhood pumpkin carving contest.'

We're looking for a quiet neighborhood where everyone feeds us because they all believe we belong to them.

'Do you realize he barked all last night?'

"Now do you believe me that your snoring wakes up the whole neighborhood?"

"Hello. . . I'm new in town. Do you know where the local police station is? - I need to sign in. . !"

'This place looks welcoming enough,Alf!'

"Regular, grande, or lemon latte?"

"Mum says can she borrow a cupful of jelly babies?"

'Good morning, Mr. Miller. I'll cut your grass for ten dollars.'

Baldo's Life is Sweet Moment: When your new best friends down the street install a swimming pool.

Interrupted Shower.

"I walk into their yard every few days and knock over their trash. How do you know the Johnsons?"

"Good defenses make good neighbors."

"And, in suburban news, construction of the new, attached four-season solarium at 6870 Evercrest Drive continued amid the silent, seething envy of the neighbors."

Blower wars.

"Hey mister, your dogs have been chasing the neighborhood kids on bikes."

Snow Plowing

'Well, that ties up the inventory of our new neighbours' possessions.'

"Look lady, I told you before; anything over one-hundred pounds you gotta take to the dump yourself."

'We bought thinking we'd enjoy being only a stone's throw from the playground.'

'My little boy made the sign!'

"You got another letter from the neighborhood association..."

New Jersey Crime Watch.

"Yes, Frank's a slob, Mary...but I doubt that's why aliens haven't used your landing pad!"

Clancy:Survey Question

Noah the neighbor

"Don't answer—it's those pickleballers again."

'The neighbourhood Watch Scheme!' "Damn, his roses are doing much better than mine"

The Exhortationist

'Is your sore throat stopping you from keeping up with the neighbourhood barking frenzy? Try Auto-bark! It will mimic your bark to keep up with the big dogs, long after you've stopped.'

"I've never known anyone as nosey as you."

"That's EXACTLY what I wanted to know from you."