Happy Loner Mugs

Car has 'Just biding my time' written across the back as single man drives.

'Next time you feel like keeping in touch, keep in touch with somebody else.'

'Anything good on the telly tonight? Yes dear the vase!'

'Maybe we should talk to him more, Malcolm.'

Martin hated dining alone – but loved the savings.

'I'm worried about myself, Doc...I'm not spending much time with other cats.'

"All of my friends are imaginary."

"This isn't working out, Henry...I'm a social butterfly and you're just an annoying little moth!"

Your own tedious thoughts next 200 miles

"Lucky!"

Studies show an optimistic attitude can add years to your life ? usually at the expense of everyone else around you.

'Will you be dining alone tonight, Sir?'

"I am having an alternative Christmas."

'I told you that nobody would show up.'

Lady with an inflatable dinner date.

Quiet night? Liven up that game of solitaire with a Mexican wave.

"I like sad songs."

The Loneliest Job in the World

"Have you been here long?"

'Just because I'm eating alone doesn't mean you should suggest the 'loser' special. But I'll take it.'

'... and with the advent of Email, fax machines, cellphones and Blackberry's, more and more executives are working from home.'

Get home. No one there. Oh, the joy of the house to myself!

"I just can’t stand the loneliness anymore."

Meet the publisher's entire marketing dept. 2-4pm

'Looks like Harvey's entered his holiday mode.'

'Showing up early just makes matters worse. Now I feel more alone than ever.'

Christmas during a pandemic.

"A lot of people say that my absence is my best feature."

" ... well yes, technically this is waterfront property, but ... "

'Where's everybody?'

'I know living on an abandoned nuclear test site has its advantages - no bugs, no snakes, no univited guests but did it ever occur to you that there's nothing else here either?'

Jobs that will make you really lonely...

"You unfriended them all - remember?"

A prisoner pulls out his heart.

Lonely Christmas Cow