Happy Hound Handler Mugs

Playing with the dog with a boomerang.

"If you ask me, wearing these things only makes them nervous."

'That was fun!'

'Boy, watch out for that pursestring suture!'

"This is probably not the time to admit I only joined the force because I figured we'd just be chasing cat burglars."

'Just taking the dog for a walk, Dear.'

'If he could trace the matching sock I've another 25 or 30 to account for.'

Pushy Dog

'The word bath is mentioned.'

"I'm interested in working with animals and deliveries."

'There! Now he's tied to my satisfaction and ready for surgery!'

Doggie door in The Pearly Gates.

'Rex! Have you been counting the sheep again?'

"Ok, Griffin — let him see Mom’s roast!"

A child and his dog

"She got a brand new whip for her birthday."

"There you go with that typical police mentality."

"3:14 p.m. Suspect drives to lakeside resort. Rents rowboat under false name. Tosses evidence into... wait, how do I tell anyone?" Topper: Undercover police dog

I think you started off sending him the wrong message when you named him Alpha.

'Fred, we've been together too long!'

"Listen, buddy, a lot of dogs accidentally wee-wee at Westminster."

'Damn showdog people!'

'Did you read my email about Timmy falling down the well?'

"I lost my way and wandered through this white hell for five days before your brave rescue dog found me and saved me from starving to death!"

He Did It!

A recurring crisis at the Farkinski farm

"She barks once for drugs, twice for weapons, and ten times for candy bars."

'He's a sniffer dog-trained to sniff out dope.'

'I wish I could do Search and Rescue too: When you're a Police Dog, the people you find don't actually want to be found...'

"Yeah, but it doesn't smell like a bomb!"

The Lion Tamer.

"Barking's what I do, it's not who I am."