Hangout Lover T-Shirts

The Beer Channel.

Fabrique en Francais (Made in France).

Relationship counselor: 'She started behaving strangely, and our man-machine interface has become unpredictable.'

Wifi in Hell

The Stat-shoe of Liberty.

A bear is sat on an armchair with old man slippers.

Paint pots in love

"I don't know about you, but I'm ready to take this marriage full-throttle."

(Man with 'BEFORE sign): 'My wife says I'm a work-in-progress.'

Urns in love

"C'mon, you can do this! Be the sock!"

"Press catch up, and find out what we just slept through."

"The bagels are better in New York."

Giant gorilla peers at female victim. She says into cellphone: "I can't talk now, he's right here."

"The days of 'herding cats' are over: my friends and I meet through video-conferencing now..."

'In this world, son, you've got to learn to push yourself.'

Statue of Liberty and Hand Sanitizer

"Take a look - that's us in ninety years."

"Maybe what she really wants you to do is rub her tummy."

"I'm not laughing at you, dear-I'm laughing with everyone but you."

Paranoia vs Social Currency.

' You're wonderful.' 'I know.'

An evening with Stanley Bucholtz, relationship MD,,,tonight: 'Just ONE evening,,,'

'Here's to being in love, in a hurry, and in debt.'

Couch Potatoes

"I'm not 'just sitting here' — my mind is all over the place."

Tunnel of Love and the Tunnel of Mutual Respect and Admiration.

"After two years of dating, we decided it was finally time to move in together."

James's Mayfair Gym - Punting Machine.

Speech-bubble-head-boy loves think-bubble-head-girl.

Growing Love

"Now then Mr Parker - are you relaxed?"

Hold on

'We've entered the 'password sharing' phase of our relationship!'

"Too desperate?"