Handyman Extraordinaire Mugs

M.O.Tut tut while you wait

'When you said that you were 'putting on two coats today' I thought you were just cold...'

Jack of all trades

"You haven't got dyslexia- the instructions are in polish."

'The plumber said he can't come right now, but promised to put us on his 'wading list'. Cute, huh?'

"I finally found a use for that old home repair book..."

'These elves sure are helpful around the house.'

'Good news. I found where the termites have been living.'

Painting the Ceiling

"In the whole length and breadth of this world there is no more admirable a spot for a man and his dog to pass the time than the local Home Depot."

Tool Box

'I found the termites!'

A man sees a leak in his ceiling and drills a hole in the floor under leak to by pass his apartment.

'Can I invite my friends round to watch, Mom?'

The Gardener's Calendar: Try to Repair It...

I did it my way.

"I thought you were making a coffee table?"

'They look more up to date than the ones in your tool-box.'

"I sensed you needed my help. I’m Saint &@!#%&!!, the patron saint of cursing."

Holding hands

'A cousin to the hammerhead, here we see the allusive, yet, handy, multi-use shark.'

Girl who can't cook meets guys who can't fix stuff.

"Remember now, anything is DIY-abe if you just do it yourself."

'I suppose you want Polly to forget she heard that.'

Hardware Store Tools Wrench

"Flat pack furniture is my passion. It's just a shame I haven't the space to assemble it."

Do-It-Yourself. Do-it-yourself-With-Good-Friends-and-Pizza-and-A-Few-Beers.

"Of course I know how to use a chainsaw!"

"See this area right here, honey? This is why we need to find someone who knows what they're doing."

'It all started when he tried to assemble a backyard gym without reading the instructions.'

Fuel bill gone through the roof

"Lovely dovetail."

"The bad news is that I backed into a fan. The good news is my owner's a plumber."

"It's just temporary, until I fix the air conditioner."

'I installed all the floor tiles by myself. I did it all by tile and error.'