Handy Car Cleaner Prints

'Even if I did know what SEO was - what's wrong with washing cars for a bit of extra pocket money.'

"I just cleaned that glass! How can it already be covered in nose prints?!"

"The good news is...you've one less window to wash."

"Next time don't use a herbed vinegar."

Car wash / Mouth wash

'Whatever you do, don't tell them you think you're ready to take on more responsibility!'

"I told you not to polish the car too much."

"Washing your car will cause it to rain – science or superstition? We investigate on the next 'Cause and Effect.'"

'It says, please disregard this reminder if your payment has already been sent.'

"Actually he only asked for a buff-up."

This Saturday 10:30 Confessions of a Window Cleaner, Doctor, Nurse, Policeman, Shop Worker, Lollipop Lady, Butcher, Baker, Housewife, Schoolboy...

"Would you mind filling this with confetti?"

'Why should I look forward to the weekend? Rake leaves, clean out the gutters, mend the fence, wash the car...'

Elephant cleans a car.

"On second thought Rex, I may just leaven them until spring."

Plane windscreen cleaner

"Clean your specs, lady?"

Spiderman car window cleaner

'The staff are calling for transparent management Miss Beamish and this is it.'

'As a teleworker Colin sometimes struggled against feelings of isolation.'

"I was quite pleased to find a job which allows me to see more of my husband."

Window Cleaner asks for help.

Bird poo decals.

''Wait till they've gone, then quietly clean the windows', I said - But you won't be told!'

"I move for less transparency."

'What was all that yelling outside?'

"Uh-oh! - That was the window cleaner. . ."

'Ken's back was bent at a rakish angle'

Alien window cleaner...

'Times are tough, Smith, but I don't want to lay you off. So, to keep you working, I want you to wash our building. That sould keep you busy for the next decade.'

Lord of the Rungs: Window Cleaner

'It's in my resume. I don't do computer windows.'

Wild Window Washers

"So this is the company ladder you told me you were at the top of!"

In case of urge to tidy up, clean glass.