Handstand Hopeful Prints

The handstand enthusiast with no sense of balance

"Well, at least we know she died peacefully."

"When I grow up, I don�t know whether to be a stunt amn or a train driver"

"See this area right here, honey? This is why we need to find someone who knows what they're doing."

Man mourns the loss of his king after being checkmated.

"How long were you in that headstand?"

“I’ve always wanted to learn to swim, but it’s never been more than thirty minutes since my last meal.”

'I think my husband's DIYed and gone to heaven.'

Do It Yourself Stores: Help Wanted

'Sorry, no roles for you yet, Madam Caterpillar,'

Wordplay: Inverted.

Jimmy likes to stand on his head.

'You've got some nerve barging in here demanding my staff drop everything and do handstands for you!'

Farmer hoping to reap a decent profit.

Billy strip: wanting to be taller.

Too small to play forward. Too slow to play guard.

Really? Your biggest concern is that you wasted lost of money on harp lessons? Entrance.

Joe Snook, D.I.Y enthusiast, lived here.

"Thanks! I'll be here all night."

Upside down sign offers Yoga Classes.

Chess Disagreements

Another successful recruitment drive for the Collins University Medical Research Center.

'No, I still haven't gotten around to making my 'to-do' list yet. . .'

'I'm going to try to be a pro hockey player. So, if I don't return, you'll know I made it, and you can take charge of the marketing department.'

'Could you open the door? I want to see the freezer.'

'We haven't made a dime all day -- maybe renting an office wasn't such a hot idea after all.'

There comes a point when you may have to admit the truth: you stink.

'OK, Mr. Ramsey, it says here that you have terrible pain in both feet when you walk. Well, let's take a look.'

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'What did I learn today? Not to raise your hand if you don't know the answer because that's when the teacher calls on you.'

'Goodbye, Nicholas.'

"'Pobre Pablo! Hoy esta Enfermo.' Can you tell me what I just said, Cruz?"