Handicrafts Prints

"It's not cotton, honey. It's nylon quilted to polyester. The leaves and trim are twenty per cent acrylic and eighty per cent modacrylic, and the flowers are acetate. The backing is polypropylene. Go to bed."

Key Cutting.

"Killer, we gotta talk!"

The Origami Society...

Hand-Crafted Snowmen $25

"Looks like we've broken into the stained glass market."

The Art Student.

"In high school, I was quite the star in metal shop."

'On your mark. Get set. Create!'

boy plugging leak in a barrel with his finger

"Together ideas for couples" "Slap a sandwich together" "Put two and two together" "Pull themselves together" "Rub two sticks together" "Try to hold it together" "String a phrase together"

'C'mon get it straight.'

A Good Batch.

"Yo, Eunice – don’t leave me hangin’."

I quilt therefore I am

Toadstools

Shoe Shine/Lace Tie

Round up all the king's horses and all the king's men for questioning.

"I haven't a clue what it does, but I don't know I managed without it"

The aliens froze, gripped by a primal fear. This time there would be no abduction.

"It was better before God took up knitting."

"I don't think I can express what I have to say in just colored paper and glue."

Adhesive Tiles: Do Not Open from this End.

Christmas tree with wadded up lights.

Kid with messed up project in Wood Shop, titled: 'Wouldn't Shop'

Instructional guide to scribbling

Mittens is challenged by the string.

Happy Easter

Rocking horse

'My mom's the greatest surgeon this side of Mayo brothers.'

Build a Raft

'Hi, Miss Henderson, we did collage in class today. Can you drive me home?'

"The sweater you knit him will be thrown out in February."

Problem Solving: Man rows desert island to land.

'I knew there was part of the pattern missing!'