Hand Washing Champion Mugs

Man sees sign as he exits bathroom: 'Employees Often Wash Hands'.

'Wash your hands, it's time for your piano lessons.'

"I miss the Augean stables."

Mother pours bubble bath into child's plastic pool

"It keeps it out of sight when we're not watching it."

Hand sanitizer

TV and cleaner

Woman puts a targeting sight on her vacuum cleaner.

"They're clean Mum, I washed them yesterday."

"I hate all the paperwork there is with this job."

Woman disposes of partner's squash kit in hazardous waste container.

"Not cool washing sheep in the dishwasher people!"

Cleaner with nameplate next to Consultant Surgeon's desk.

"No monsters under this bed! After I cleaned there's no room."

"Did you wash your hands?"

"No, I'm not able to transplant your computer's antivirus software into your body. Try washing your hands more often."

'That's why I like Neederman. He does the little things to help his team that don't show up in the statistics.'

"Let me know when the floor is clean enough for me to put my feet on it again."

"It's very important to wash your hooves!"

"Looks like you've got some competition."

Please Don't Wash Your Hands While Driving

"We might be in trouble – the environment people have cited us as a hazardous waste site."

"Here comes someone now. If we're lucky they haven't had their fly shot, or won't wash their hands!"

"I. . . hate . . . bath day."

Now wash your hands.

"The freezer is on the bottom ... stop putting away the milk upside down!"

Transmission of the Coronavirus

Remember to wash your hands: "...but not compulsively."

"Of course it is a nuisance with all this soap, but the important thing is that the germs think so too."

A woman's work is never done.

'Don't forget to wipe your feet.'

'Well he didn't get it from my side of the family'.

'You knew I was an amphibian when you married me!'