Hand Hygiene Advocates Mugs

Wash your hands. . . like you just shook his hand.

'Before you see any patients have you completed your hand sterilisation and soap management course?'

The Cougher

Whack-a-molecule

"Instead of taking a bath can I wear a flea collar?"

"Out with the old fish, in with the new."

Hand sanitizer

Wash your hands

Queen Kong

'...and now, Doctor, if you have satisfactorily disinfected your hands,...

"I'm guessing you're a germaphobe?"

'I'm about to die and now I realise I have REALLY BAD breath!'

"Relax, Dad... I'll put your toothbrush away when I'm done. I always do."

'Would you like me to wipe the cup with my finger or would you prefer Rover here licking it clean?'

Soap Versus Coronavirus

Hand Sanitiser on the Bar

'Mom, why do I have to wash both hands? I only eat with one of them.'

"Did you wash your hands?"

A day in the life of a dish sink

'You've kept your shoes and socks on. I washed my feet yesterday.'

Shaking hands will transfer bacteria

"You've got a bit of thong caught between your front teeth."

"No, I'm not able to transplant your computer's antivirus software into your body. Try washing your hands more often."

'Are you sure you washed this salad?'

"It's very important to wash your hooves!"

"I don't want you swimming in the ocean -- it's a toilet that hasn't been flushed in 4 billion years."

'I'm the good witch, and this is my house - made entirely out of dental care products.'

'I'm playing a crowd member in the Easter pageant. I was going to play Pilate 'til I found out I'd have to wash my hands.'

"We might be in trouble – the environment people have cited us as a hazardous waste site."

"Our staff here at the practice believe in 10% inspiration and 90% perspiration, so I had these showers installed."

Please Don't Wash Your Hands While Driving

'I already had one bath today! You want my skin to wear out?'