Hand Hygiene Advocates Mugs

Wash your hands. . . like you just shook his hand.

'Before you see any patients have you completed your hand sterilisation and soap management course?'

The Cougher

Whack-a-molecule

"Instead of taking a bath can I wear a flea collar?"

"Out with the old fish, in with the new."

Hand sanitizer

Wash your hands

You have the worst spring breath.

Queen Kong

'...and now, Doctor, if you have satisfactorily disinfected your hands,...

'I'm about to die and now I realise I have REALLY BAD breath!'

Soap Versus Coronavirus

'Would you like me to wipe the cup with my finger or would you prefer Rover here licking it clean?'

"Relax, Dad... I'll put your toothbrush away when I'm done. I always do."

"I'm guessing you're a germaphobe?"

Hand Sanitiser on the Bar

'Mom, why do I have to wash both hands? I only eat with one of them.'

"Maybe a little inconvenient, but not a single case of the flu in the entire office."

Shaking hands will transfer bacteria

Tell me about your history. What are your interests? What kind of places do you visit? Are you careful? House of Java.net Cybercafe. You know what I mean: Are you the type that gets around? Your computer seems chaste. You may use it to send me an email. My laptop is virus-free. Freak.

A day in the life of a dish sink

"Did you wash your hands?"

'You've kept your shoes and socks on. I washed my feet yesterday.'

"You've got a bit of thong caught between your front teeth."

"No, I'm not able to transplant your computer's antivirus software into your body. Try washing your hands more often."

'Are you sure you washed this salad?'

'I'm playing a crowd member in the Easter pageant. I was going to play Pilate 'til I found out I'd have to wash my hands.'

'I'm the good witch, and this is my house - made entirely out of dental care products.'

"We might be in trouble – the environment people have cited us as a hazardous waste site."

"Our staff here at the practice believe in 10% inspiration and 90% perspiration, so I had these showers installed."

Please Don't Wash Your Hands While Driving

"It's very important to wash your hooves!"

"I'm Hygienia, the good witch of the north."

Wash hand before making sound of one hand clapping.